1. WHERE IS MY SHIRT?
IT'S COMING, BIG DAWG. I PRINT SHIRTS 2-3 TIMES A MONTH IN BIG BATCHES. THIS IS A TINY OPERATION, AND I HAVE SEVERAL DEBILITATING DEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITIES (WATER BRAIN, MILD TO MODERATE AUTISM, PROGERIA, BEETLE JUICE GREEN DISEASE, ETC.)

2. WHY IS AUSTRALIAN SHIPPING 150 DOLLARS(AMERICAN)???
I DON'T LIKE AUSTRALIANS.

3. IS THERE A DISCOUNT CODE?
MAYBE

4. MY ORDER IS FUCKED UP
HIT ME UP ON TWITTER (MY EMAIL INBOX IS FLOODED WITH AUTOMATED ORDER UPDATES AND ONLYFANS DISCOUNT CODES. YOUR EMAIL WILL BE BURIED AND NEVER SEEN.) CHANCES ARE I EITHER MIXED UP TWO SHIPPING LABELS OR FORGOT A SHIRT. I WILL GLADLY FIX EITHER, NO BIG DEAL.

5. CAN I GET A DIFFERENT COLOR SHIRT
PUT IT IN THE ORDER NOTES AND I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO NO GUARANTEES.