1. WHERE IS MY SHIRT?
IDK

2. WHY IS AUSTRALIAN SHIPPING 150 DOLLARS(AMERICAN)???
I DON'T LIKE AUSTRALIANS.

3. IS THERE A DISCOUNT CODE?
JOIN THE MAILING LIST. I EMAIL OUT CODES SOMETIMES WHEN I REMEMBER TO DO IT.

4. MY ORDER IS FUCKED UP
HIT ME UP ON TWITTER (MY EMAIL INBOX IS FLOODED WITH AUTOMATED ORDER UPDATES AND ONLYFANS DISCOUNT CODES. YOUR EMAIL WILL BE BURIED AND NEVER SEEN.) CHANCES ARE I EITHER MIXED UP TWO SHIPPING LABELS OR FORGOT A SHIRT. I WILL GLADLY FIX EITHER, NO BIG DEAL.

5. DOES WILLEM DAFOE ACTUALLY LIKE YOUR SHIRTS?
HE HAS NEVER DIRECTLY TOLD ME THAT HE LIKES MY SHIRTS BUT SINCE MY SHIT IS GOOD AND EVERYBODY LIKES IT I CAN DEDUCE FROM THE THIRD LAW OF REASONING THAT WILLEM DAFOE DOES IN FACT OWN MULTIPLES OF EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER MADE INCLUDING BACK WHEN I DID THAT STICKER CLUB THING REMEMBER THAT?